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Butt Bites

Tonight, after two months of watering, pruning, and salivating… we ate the first tomatoes from our garden! You’ll notice that this year, they are both red AND juicy.
Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion Salad

Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion Salad

Yes, we took a bite out of the garden… and the garden bit back.

When I was in the garden selecting which red n’ juicies were ready to be consumed, I got attacked by one of the virulent mosquitos which originates (I suspect) from a neighbor’s standalone garage bordering the garden. Specifically, it bit my butt 4 times, somehow penetrating the fabric of my skirt to leave huge-ass itchy welts all over my left one.

I’m only including a photo because it’s sufficiently blurry and because I’ve lost another 4 pounds.

Butt Bites

Butt Bites

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