I haven’t posted a batch of search engine queries culled from my web site statistics in ages. Dealing with other people’s cyber-detritus is just too intellectually exhausting. Since it’s been so long, I had literally thousands upon thousands of queries to comb through. My eyesight blurred and my IQ slackened before I quit with one-third left to go.
(One prevailing trend: I’m getting wayyy less porn-related queries. I must be getting classier… or the rest of the internet is getting trashier.)
is it ok to feed squirrels salted sunflower seeds?
what telemark ski today is as good as the k2 super stinx?
why does the word colonel have an r sound?
how can i get stamps delivered to my home
is 100 decibel loud enough for a gym
what do the woman in the miss america pagent wear on the teeth
what country had a swim team that swore off big macs for the 1996 olympics?
why is johnny foodmasters so cheap
how do u say holy crap in french
how do you say holy shit in french
in french how do you say shit?
how to block flashbacks
has haute couture sold out to consumerism
did president johnson swim nude?
how much coca cola would be equivalent to 75 grams of glucose?
are the osmonds scientologists
how long do you have to wait to eat a freshly killed rabbit?
how many ciggarettes does billie joe armstrong smoke a day?
what gender is neutered
how to make people fat secretly
is yoga used in warfare?
is it a must i go for my bosses funeral
where can i find the plastic yellow sign shaped like a guy
explain why snowshoes prevent you from falling through the snow whereas normal snow boots do not
whats the name of the song in grosse point blank
how to make old people listen to new music
is skiing tuckerman hard?
what to say to a big sister for her birthday
what is maundy tuesday
can cats eat rice?
what has been up with yahoo mail lately
why did indiana choose water for the state drink
meaningful quotes to engrave on ipod
us customs fine cheese smuggling
outdoor wedding food lasagna
i love you dim sum girl
thank you poems for strangers
pillsbury doughboy holocaust pics
websites where famous people order their shoes
sexiest nordic skiers
warfare yoga
i want the old fruity pebbles back
norm macdonald pork chop
norm macdonald cholesterol
tom cruise washed up
tom cruise bus
tom cruise world trade center boston
cleaning a fresh killed cow
common tu tappel
you made my shitlist
phrase for buying lobster
metedoth green
barbara ehrenreich angry angry old woman
pure protein adverb good
here we are now entertainers
i knew corey haim
cheese smuggling
idle time for fire drill
vegtables naked like people
dumb blondes and padlocks
i finally got crane pose
richard geres faring in the sexiest man alive list
disemployment
opp other people s plastic
french song with old people fighting
adverbios really nice fairly and big
half-assedly
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