I spent the day researching enterprise document management systems (DMS). I can’t decide what is scarier: Reading the system requirements and installation directions for the open source projects on SourceForge, or looking at the stock corporate photos of insanely smiling people on the web sites of proprietary software.
It was one of those days: Under the scorching heat of a mid-summer’s haze, I lift a fully-loaded waffle cone of vanilla soft serve above my head and bite off the tip. Smoldered soft-serve drips onto my tongue as steady as an IV. Then, the deluge. My face is covered in my own sugary brazenness. Yes, it was one of those metaphorically silly sticky days.
