A messy winter’s night replete with rain and slush had me home tonight, watching Jeopardy. Because, sometimes, it makes me feel smart.
Today’s final Jeopardy answer:
“These are the 2 U.S. states with only 1 consonant in their name”
And NONE of the 3 Jeopardy contestants got the correct question. I was in disbelief. These people had just demonstrated advanced knowledge in arcane matters related to geography, literature, history, and potables, and they don’t just instantly know the 2 U.S. states with only 1 consonant in their name?
Bunch of fucking Jeopardy morons. Oh, excuse me… what are a bunch of fucking Jeopardy morons?