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What are Ohio and Iowa?

A messy winter’s night replete with rain and slush had me home tonight, watching Jeopardy. Because, sometimes, it makes me feel smart.

Today’s final Jeopardy answer:

“These are the 2 U.S. states with only 1 consonant in their name”

And NONE of the 3 Jeopardy contestants got the correct question. I was in disbelief. These people had just demonstrated advanced knowledge in arcane matters related to geography, literature, history, and potables, and they don’t just instantly know the 2 U.S. states with only 1 consonant in their name?

Bunch of fucking Jeopardy morons. Oh, excuse me… what are a bunch of fucking Jeopardy morons?

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