Mommy wants me to put on this bear outfit that a co-worker lent to her as a potential Halloween costume? Whatever! I don’t know what Halloween is. I don’t know what a costume is, or for that matter, a co-worker. I don’t care if I’m blinded by my own sweat from running all over the house in this big, heavy one-piece bundle of fur and Mommy is begging me to allow her to take it off so it won’t have to be dry cleaned. All I know is.. bear! RAH! RAHHH!
