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Day 7: Geysers Galore

Days 1 & 2: Getting there via Billings and the Beartooth Highway

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; leaving Mammoth for Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone Lake for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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Okay, this is getting dire. It’s been practically a month after the fact and I thoroughly forget the names of many of the geysers we saw erupting. Except Old Faithful. Ugh — the only good thing I can say about Old Faithful is it erupted roughly 3 minutes after we arrived in the Old Faithful area, meaning we didn’t have to wait up to 90 minutes to witness the most underwhelming tourist moment since our rainy-day visit to Venice Beach.

Where’s the water? Just a billow of steam, like walking past a large apartment complex’s laundry room vent.

Old Faithful eruption

Tourist moment

But maybe showing up right before it erupted was the problem — we missed the anticipation. After going into the visitor’s center and scribbling down the expected eruption times of the other predictable geysers in the park, we followed the boardwalk to visit them.

We were looking at some mud pot when I realized this was going off, and called to Mr. P to go take a picture. Grand Geyser?

Grand Geyser?

Oh, my. I can’t even remember if this is a different geyser or not.

Hot Springs

Hot Springs

I remember this one — Grotto Geyser! Another eruption we surreptitiously stumbled upon.

Grotto Geyser

And this one — Morning Glory Pool.

Morning Glory

And our last — Daisy Geyser! We waited about twenty minutes for this one, the most by far.

Daisy Geyser

By then, it was almost noon and the crowds were picking up. It was time to leave Yellowstone and head to the Grand Tetons. What a send off!

Okay, a picture

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Day 6: The Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Days 1 & 2: Getting there via Billings and the Beartooth Highway

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; leaving Mammoth for Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone Lake for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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So, by now, I’m blogging a full two weeks after the fact… and it has been a hectic two weeks!

I believe we woke up in our new cabin by Yellowstone Lake and had a totally unceremoniously breakfast involving in-room coffee, bread, cheese, fruit? next to our beds, since our new cabin did not have a front porch. Perhaps Little Boy rallied against the agenda of the day: Yet another hike. That day, it was a six-miler along the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone, one of the park’s famed features. And justly so!

Upper Falls of the Yellowstone, Via the Lower Rim

We drove to the trailhead and found the route for the lower rim. This afforded us a view of the upper falls — a smaller waterfall and less scenic than the lower falls, but since there was no adjoining parking lot and required at least a half-mile hike to view,  we had it all to ourselves.

Different story for the lower falls. For one thing, we had to descend a steep series of see-through steps. I was a little freaked out (I pathologically fear the void) and was forced to turn around shortly after this picture.

On Uncle Tom's Trail to view the lower falls

Mr. P has no fear of the void and got a fab picture replete with rainbows:

Lower Falls with Rainbow

Oh yes. It was magnificent.

Lower Falls of the Yellowstone

The trail continued to several viewpoints accessible by car, so we had to fight the crowds for viewpoints.

The rusted walls of the canyon

Shortly after leaving the tourist-congested area, we entered a totally different universe featuring the geothermal features (steam vents, acidic ponds, volcanic rock) that created the canyon many many years ago.

Continuing along the lower rim trail

About a mile later, we finished the hike and had a picnic. The rest of the afternoon, everyone relaxed while Mr. P and I went for a trail run near the lake. We returned, went for a casual dinner, then ventured to take in the sunset by Yellowstone Lake.

Yellowstone Lake

Yellowstone Lake

Yellowstone Lake

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The Yellowstone Odyssey: Day 5, Mt Washburn

Days 1 & 2: Getting there via Billings and the Beartooth Highway

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; leaving Mammoth for Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone Lake for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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Mount Washburn is reputedly to be the one Yellowstone hike that one must do if one only has time for one hike, because the summit affords views the entire park. It’s about 6 miles round-trip with 1400 feet of elevation gain on a wide, non-technical dirt road. After only a few days in Yellowstone, we quickly figured out that 90% of the park’s visitors do not venture more than .25 miles off of the main road. But with Mt. Washburn’s reputation, we still started early. There’s nothing that the Ps hate more than crowds.

Uphill climb up Mt Washburn -- Why am I the only one smiling?

Very soon, our destination came into view, marked by a prominent lookout tower/visitor center. It was a very good motivation for Little Boy!

Lookout tower near summit

Little Boy was, at times, surprisingly game for the journey…

With his kiddie hydration pack!

But other times, I had to resort to bribery-by-candy to get him to move. And, at times, I may have insulted his masculinity, but that’s for him and his future therapist to decide.

We're. Freaking. Hiking.

The view improved and I got that giddy “ooooh, mountain!” feeling.

View on the way up

And suddenly, we were on the summit. Little Boy looks so jaded, like, wateva.

Summit pic

People oohhed and aahed over Little Boy on the summit. “Wow, I can’t believe… wow, how old is he?” But Mt. Washburn was actually minor compared to some of his other hikes (I’m remembering you, Moosilauke, with your 7.4 miles and 2450 foot climb). Dare I say ma belle-mere struggled a bit more?

The views were amazing, of course.

View from Mt. Washburn

As we made our way down, we encountered dozens of hikers ascending Mt. Washburn. This is why we come early! we affirmed to ourselves.

We didn’t bring a picnic, but after coming back to the car, we readily found a picnic area nearby with a nice space for some football.

football!

We continued driving to Yellowstone lake. We encountered traffic, of course.

Traffic

Other bison, looking scenic

We also encountered the hydrothermal mud volcano cluster known as “mud volcano.” Keep in mind the photographs do not convey the sound, smells, or motion of these mesmerizing features!

The Dragon's Mouth

Massive Mud pot

Sour Lake

There were fires burning near us. And trails closed due to bears. I thought about how strange it was — in Massachusetts, a road closed due to construction will induce pure blinding rage. But, I cannot argue with a road closure due to bears and fire. We eventually made it to Yellowstone Lake Cabines, only to find out our cabins were not ready. Talk about a blinding rage! (I’m looking at you, belle-mere).

What a great day! I’m so proud of my little hiker who can seriously hike big mountains!

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The Yellowstone Odyssey: Day 4, Hot Springs & Bison

Days 1 & 2: Getting there via Billings and the Beartooth Highway

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; leaving Mammoth for Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone Lake for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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I chickened out of the previous day’s run (tight muscles! and bears!) so I was compelled to rouse at 6am to go running with Mr. P. It was slightly dark, and a bit cold. Mr. P and I carried bear spray, and I made sooo much noise as to alert impending animals of our presence on the trail. Mr. P was sooo annoyed. He had never heard, nor aspired to hear, my screaming rendition of the Brady Bunch Theme Song. We did 4 miles on a trail to the park border in Gardiner, MT, and after a brief tour of the town, we ran back.

We started our day of sightseeing by walking over to the Mammoth Hot Springs terraces that overlooked the hotel & cabins.

Mammoth Hot Springs, terraces of travertine

On the boardwalks

On the itinerary today: the Lamar Valley, an area of Yellowstone famed for its wildlife. Mr. P and his parents fully expected to see wolves, bears, bison, elk, and fox. Some of these things I didn’t particularly want to see, but I was reassured by the fact it was 11am. We drove to the Slough Creek trail and saw the requisite bison along the road.

Bison herd

We hiked about 2 miles to the creek, which is famed among fisherman for its trout. We had a picnic.

Picnic at Slough Creek

We used our monocular to search the surrounding hills for wildlife. I swear I saw a bear moving in the grass. Upon further examination, it was probably a rock.

Slough Creek

On the hike back to the car, we finally had a wildlife encounter outside of the protective metal of our car. A lone bison was wandering down the trail in the opposite direction. He stopped and looked at us. After a moment, we hustled out of the trail. I grabbed Little Boy’s hand and got behind a cluster of rocks and trees. I was thinking about those warnings I read after buffalo: More people are killed by buffalo than bears, they can charge at 30 mph, don’t look it in the eye! When the bison failed to move, we moved further off of the trail. Finally he began to casually stroll down the trail, having lost interest in us. Mr. P whipped out his camera and snapped a picture. Whew!

Our buffalo

That was our excitement for the day. Thank goodness it was buffalo and not a bear. We headed back to Mammoth Hot Springs to prepare for the next day: our big Mount Washburn hike and the move to Yellowstone Lake…

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The Yellowstone Odyssey: Day 3

Days 1 & 2: Getting there via Billings and the Beartooth Highway

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; leaving Mammoth for Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone Lake for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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Day 3 was our first full day in Yellowstone, and we were eager to physically exhaust and temporarily cripple ourselves, our parents, and Little Boy. Mr. P got up slightly before dawn to go running. I planned on joining him, but my legs had spotty twinges of tightness; normally this would not hold me back but I was also suffering from severe bear paranoia that not even the hefty canister of bear spray could assuage. It felt much nicer to stay snuggled in the cabin, resting for our busy day.

First up: a trip to the Norris Geyser basin, about 30 minutes away, for the free 9am ranger talk. On the way out of Mammoth Hot Springs, we saw the striking terraces of travertine that the area is famed for, so we could not resist pulling over to walk a bit of the boardwalk. It was our first view of Yellowstone’s geological wonders, and we were all awed.

Mammoth Hot Springs

As lovely as the photos are, they cannot convey the onerous smell of sulfur that accompanied every spring and fumarole. It was otherworldly.

Mammoth Hot Springs

Mammoth Hot Springs

Mammoth Hot Springs

Mammoth Hot Springs

But, as I mentioned, we had a free ranger talk to get to, so we hurried back to the car and continued onto Norris Geyser Basin. We were learning that one must factor in an extra 15 minutes to get anywhere in Yellowstone. If it’s not the lumbering RVs, it’s the freaking bison.

Congestion!

We were five minutes late, but joined the group easily on the boardwalk to listen to the ranger effusively talk geysers, springs, steam vents, and mud pots as we visited various features.

Gorgeous spring in Norris Basin

Otherworldly

Pearl Geyser (my favorite)

Norris Geyser Basin

We saw scores of amazing geothermal things. Really, just amazing. The talk ended at 11am, just as the crowds were started to build up, so we headed out and stopped somewhat spontaneously at the Artist’s Paint Pots down the road — a one-mile loop that toured boiling holes of multicolored mud. All naturally occurring!

Artist's Paint Pots

Artist's Paint Pots

All of this before lunch! We had our picnic on the porch of our cabin — bread, cheese, sandwich meat, fruits, cherry tomato, wine — and then got ready for the first significant hike of the trip. It started in Mammoth Hot Springs and was only 5 miles, but the altitude was kicking our butts a bit, so the 5 miles felt much harder.

Beaver Ponds Loop

When we finally did get to the Beaver Ponds, we saw absolutely no trace of beavers, so we were a little resentful of the hike, what with its rolling hills and seemingly-constant uphill. By the end, we were exhausted. We got back to the cabin just in time to avoid a spat of rain and thunder. But, we were ridiculously “Yea, Yellowstone!”

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The Yellowstone Odyssey: Days 1 and 2

Yellowstone National Park is one of those places I always had vague aspirations of visiting. Aspirations: because I’m a nature-lovin’ American who likes a good hike. Vague: because all I knew about Yellowstone involved bears and geysers. Which, it turned out… was pretty accurate.

We decided to take our “big” annual vacation to Yellowstone when Mr. P’s parent expressed a desire to go back after they had visited it last year on a bus tour that didn’t allow them more than 1 hour in the park. Why not go and see three states we’ve never been to (Montana, Wyoming, and briefly Idaho), expose Little Boy to more nature than he ever dreamed or hoped possible, and run a high-altitude trail marathon in the Grand Tetons while we’re at it…

Day 1: Flying to Billings

We left two Thursdays ago for Billings, Montana. The week leading up to that early-morning departure had been a frenzy of work, packing, and cleaning — since Mr. P’s parents would be taking the Yellowstone trip with us and then coming to stay with us in Boston on the very same return plane, I had to make sure the condo would be guest-ready when we returned. So, residual stress stayed with me throughout the plane trip.

We arrived in Billings and I had the feeling to be back in Addis Ababa, what with the mountains, the dry landscape, and the homey airport. After picking up the rental car — a brand-new Cadillac, which I would eventually grow fond of — we hit the local outdoor store to procure bear spray and various other stores to get supplies (snacks, picnic things, wine). Then we found our hotel and Mr. P headed back to the airport to pick up his parents, who were arriving from France. Meanwhile Little Boy enjoyed all the amenities of the Hampton Inn (pool, television, free popcorn) that would not be awaiting in Yellowstone.

Day 2: Driving to Yellowstone on Beartooth Highway

The next morning, before heading out of Billings, Mr. P and I went for a run in Riverside Park along the Yellowstone River… which sounds a ton more picturesque than it wound up being, given the black clouds of gnats that we had to run through. Scores of bugs died in the sweat beads on my neck, and by the end of the run my neck and face looked like Oreo ice cream. Time to leave Billings!

On the roughly three-hour drive to Yellowstone, we took one of the most scenic road in America — the Beartooth Highway. Views and altitude galore!

View from Beartooth Highway

View from Beartooth Highway

Little Boy was a bit surly along the drive, though he livened up when we stopped to picnic at a small pond.

First of many, many picnics

Throwing rocks in the pond

Then, we got caught in a 30-minute traffic stop for construction.

Our ride -- the white Cadillac

Finally, we reached Yellowstone. We paid our $25 park fee at the gate and drive in, promptly seeing a herd of bison along the road. We were excited and joined the cluster of cars that had pulled over to take pictures. Of course, as I correctly predicted, “In 3 days we will be sick of bison.”

First view of bison along the road

Bison

Our first stop in Yellowstone: Mammoth Hot Springs, where we would spend the next three nights in a cabin that flanked the glitzy hotel.

Cabin in Mammoth Hot Springs

I was surprised by how developed the area was, and more surprised by how herds of elk preferred to feast on the grass in the tiny town amid the cars and gawking tourists (special park rangers exist just to keep people from getting to close to the elk) rather than in the wilds.

Elk grazing in Mammoth Hot Springs

Stay tuned for:

Day 3: visiting the Norris Basin and the Artist Paintpots; hiking the Beaver Ponds Trail

Day 4: Exploring Mammoth Hot Springs; visiting Lamar Valley and hiking to Slough Creek

Day 5: Conquering Mount Washburn; visiting the Mud Volcano; arriving at Yellowstone Lake

Day 6: hiking the lower rim of the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone

Day 7: visiting Old Faithful and the other geysers; leaving Yellowstone for the Grand Tetons

Day 8: hiking to Two Ocean Lake; visiting Signal Mountain

Day 9: hiking to Taggart and Bradley Lake; leaving Colter Bay Village for Grand Targhee

Day 10: running the Grand Tetons trail marathon

Day 11: Leaving Grand Targhee for Bozeman, MT

Day 12: returning to Boston

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The Living’s Easy

Another kid’s birthday party deep out in the suburbs, replete with a ginormous house, in-ground pool, and spacious fenced-in yard. Another opportunity for me to imagine that Little Boy is wondering… why doesn’t our house look like this? Why are we cooped up in a second floor condo of a two-family house built in the 1920s? Why is our meager yard in the wide-open at the corner of a densely-residential street? Why do we have to make do with a garden hose when there are people in this world who have private pools?

So I was a bit surprised when we drove home — out of the boonies and back into Boston inner-ring reality — and he said, “Mama, when I turn 6 years old, I want to have my party at our home.”

I stifled hysterical giggles at the thought. “Hon, we can’t have a party at our house. It’s just too small!”

“But, if we have a party at our home, then I can have a pinata!”

Ah, the pinata from the party. It was Little Boy’s first. Because nowadays, most kids parties are at third-party locations, he’s never had the pleasure of whacking a pinata. And boy, what pleasure! What intensity! Apparently this pinata was particularly hardy, because none of the kids could even make a dent. A mother finally took the bat and beat the paper mache silly. It was the best thing I’ve seen all week. The candy poured out and Little Boy looked stunned — he wasn’t expecting that — before scrambling for his fair share of lollipops and Smarties.

He kept talking about having a party at our house so that we could have a pinata. That fact that our house is small, old, has very little usable yard space, and lacks any sort of party amenity didn’t seem to occur to him. Whew.

Oh yeah, there was hammock too. 5 year olds do everything in hammocks but relax!

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Moosilauke: Little Boy, Big Mountain

One noteworthy footnote about Mr. P and I is that, in our pre-Little Boy days, we spent about 4 and half years climbing all 48 4000+ foot mountains in the White Mountains region of New Hampshire, finishing with the beautiful Bondcliff in May of 2010. Obviously, welcoming Little Boy into our lives put a damper (well worth it, of course!) on our mountain adventures… but only a temporary damper (evil Mommy giggle).

Now, I will say one thing about Little Boy: He is not thrilled by the mere act of hiking. He would much rather be frolicking in the swimming pool, playing on the playground, or doing just about anything else aside from walking in the woods. So, we offer incentives and bribery (post-hike pizza, hamburgers, television) and make it interesting along the way (finding technical trails with lots of rocks, playing “throw pine cones at the leader”, grossly exaggerating our inability to follow simple cairns/trail markers, etc.). We don’t want to force our interests on Little Boy, but Mr. P and I both believe in the benefits of taking little kids on big hikes: for the exercise and uninterrupted family time; to build an appreciation, understanding, and respect of nature; and for all the character-building that comes with climbing mountains (patience, confidence, self-reliance).

So, hiking all of the White Mountain 4000-footers with Little Boy (starting him young, progressing to his ‘tweens) has been sort of an idea of ours for a while, after he proved himself physically able to walk for 6-7 hours. We choose Moosilauke as his first 4000-footer because of the stupendous bald summit, of its popularity (Little Boy moves much better when he sees a lot of other hikers), and the relatively gradual climb. I mean, gradual for a 4000-footer. It was still about 3.7 miles up 2450 feet of elevation gain, then 3.7 miles back… in retrospect, a little too much for those little legs, but I don’t think it completely destroyed him because he was running to the car at the end. I mean, sprinting. Kid wanted to get the heck away from that mountain.

To back up: we left for the White Mountains on Saturday morning. En route to the campground near Mount Moosiluake, we stopped at Rattlesnake Mountain near Plymouth, a short but steep 1000-foot climb that yielded a decent view and a veritable shitload of wild blueberries.

Digging into lunch (and flask!) at the meager summit

Foraging for blueberries

Checking berries before consumption

I look pushy, but I'm really telling Little Boy how the trail markers painted on bald rocks sometimes tell us to turn

Us on Rock

After the short but rewarding hike, we checked into our campground. Instead of a state park, we opted to try one of those gigantic, RV-ridden family campgrounds because it had a spectacular pool with a water slide that we knew Little Boy would love. Thankfully, the camp sites themselves are fairly wooded and clean, so it was worth it just to see Little Boy’s face when he saw the pool…

Campground Pool

I really didn’t want to go in the pool, but Little Boy and Mr. P were insistent… I think because they wanted to forever embarrass me with this picture:

One of us is dreading the plunge

After romping in the pool, we headed back to the campsite for dinner. Gourmet campfire cuisine, comin’ up.

Hotdogs and various grilled nightshades

Upon waking on Sunday morning, we fueled up on carbs and headed off to the Moosilauke trailhead, arriving promptly at 9am. Little Boy flew for the first two miles. I mean, Killian Journet-style flew. As we predicted, the sight of other people on the trail was highly motivating; we passed a group of older hikers and he was obsessed by the notion that they would catch up to us. Knowing his energy would be rapidly depleted, we tried to temper his pace but he kept going. Until about mile 2, when he began to complain and would only proceed after being fed gummy snacks.

Flying up the trail

Technical and steep trail = more gummy snacks

Reaching the cairns and in view of the summit-- "Mama, I'm not bored anymore"

This is fun!

The shot of the day, courtesy of the talented Mr. P

Summit at last!

It wasn’t easy… but that’s sort of the point. I made a big deal about the hike afterwards — giving Little Boy lots of indulgences, because “You hiked a mountain.” That’s what I want him to remember. I want him to look at his legs and think “These legs climb mountains” so that he may revel in the pure power of himself.

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2013 Vermont 100K Race Report

I signed up for the Vermont 100K way back in late January when it seemed winter weather wouldn’t preclude springtime hill-training at Wachusett. The decision to sign-up was made during a rare date night for Mr. P and me; we had arranged a group baby-sitting situation so we could enjoy copious amounts of raw fish at the local sushi joint. Perhaps it was the saki: Mr. P demanded that I sign-up for the VT 100K and promised me that he’d be my pacer if we could arrange childcare for Little Boy. (Grandparents to the rescue! My mother and step-father were available and willing to come to Vermont to take care of Little Boy while Mr. P paced me from miles 39.5 to 62.1. Ironically, I believe the VT 100K was our first ‘date night’ since the sushi.)

Then, February exploded with snow and in spring I was skiing Wachusett instead of running up the mountain road. May and June were so busy that I just never had the time to do long runs on hills; I did finish the now-infamous inaugural TARC 50 miler, yet though the mud was plentiful, the elevation was minimal… so, I felt under-prepared for the Vermont 100K, with its 8000+ feet of elevation gain on relentless Vermont hills!

Still, I was committed. Last Friday, we headed up to Vermont for the late-afternoon registration and pre-race meeting. As I mentioned, my mom and step-father came all the way from PA to help us; by a great stroke of luck, we randomly happened upon each other on the remote Vermont dirt road near the big white tents. I received my bib and had my medical check, where they took my weight (135.0, which seemed low) and blood pressure (120 over 60, which seemed high) as baselines to check against as the race progressed. Then, we sat through the highly-entertaining pre-race meeting, where we were advised on how the course was marked, how to run simultaneously with horses, and how not to poop on someone’s lawn. Although, honestly, if you need advice about that…

The best thing about 100K is that it started at 9am, allowing me to sleep in and eat a leisurely breakfast. Instead of camping at the finish line with the 100-milers (who started at 4am), we camped at nearby Mt Ascuntey State Park under a lean-to. We were awoken around midnight by a tremendous thunderstorm; this cooled off the humidity a bit, but put me on edge. Still, I managed to go back to sleep and woke up at 7am for a bit of coffee and blueberry bread. We made our way to the starting line to meet the rest of my family/crew.

Applying pre-race sunscreen

Minutes before the start

Welcome 100 Milers, but apparently not 62.1 Milers

The race started suddenly, without a lot of fanfare (only about 50 runners were doing the 100K, compared to the 300 runners in the 100 miler). I settled into a leisurely middle-of-the-pack jog as the field made its way up and down the gentle hills of the dirt road. Not going to work too hard! I did pass a few people in the first couple of miles, but by the time we reached the first aid station at mile 6, everyone was spread out and settled (until the first 100-miler roared passed us, making us feel rather pathetic).

Around then I started talking with two guys who knew each other from a previous ultra. We swapped stories and chatted easily, passing the early miles quickly. At Camp 10 Bear (the most populous aid station and a medical check, as all runners go there twice and most pick up pacers there), I was weighed: 137.8. “Only I could run 10 miles and gain three pounds,” I quipped to the medical staff as I headed off to eat some watermelon. Though the day was warm and humid, a nice breeze was keeping me surprisingly cool. I took off running with one of the guys I was talking to before (the other one was trying to call his wife via the spotty cell coverage). We wound up running the next 2 hours together. The conversation combined with the spectacular New England scenery had me feeling pretty good!

It looked like this for 30 miles

In the distance, just another VT hill

We soon separated when he stopped for a bathroom break. I caught up to a woman around my age from the Boston suburbs. My guess is she started too fast, as her pace and feet were dragging, but I decided that slowing down around mile 20 was probably good for me too. Together, we headed to Margaritaville, where my crew and Little Boy awaited!

Mile 23-ish

So happy to see my family!

They brought me a chocolate bar, which I nibbled on (I think Little Boy ate more than I did!) I was still able to eat solid food at that point, so I ate some turkey sandwich and ginger candy. Seeing them was such a boast and I charged out of Margaritaville at a blistering 12 minute mile pace 😉

I wouldn’t be seeing them for another 17 miles, when Mr. P would join me as my pacer. I spent those 17 miles all by my lonesome, as the pack had spread pretty thin by then. Occasionally a 100-miler elite would pass me. The people at the aid stations were pretty fantastic, but I tried not to stay too long. I leap-frogged with another woman around mile 30; she would pass me on the downhills and I’d climb past her on the uphills. We made it back to Camp 10 Bear at around the same time, and right when it started to rain pretty hard. I was weighed in — this time, I was down to 132, still within an acceptable range, but I decided to drink more. Camp 10 Bear was a zoo, with pacers waiting for their runners and everyone crowding under the tents to stay dry. I drank some soda and picked at some fruit. I really should have tried to eat more but my stomach was starting a quiet rebellion.

On the steep climb out of Camp 10 Bear, I passed the other woman for the last time and continued my solitary jog. I was passed by a few 100 milers (including the lead woman, who looked downright jaunty) and passed a 100K guy who blew out his quads and was going downhill backwards (“Too many ultras,” he told me.) I felt pretty good except for the slight queasiness in my stomach and tiredness in my hips.

I passed a photographer in a grassy field, who called to me “Don’t worry, your hair still looks great!”

“Yeah, but is my mascara running?” Ha ha ha.

I was close to the Spirit of ’76 aid station (mile 39.5) and again jubilant to see my family/crew and start running with Mr. P. What a boast! Together, Mr. P and I ran out of the aid station. The excitement kept me going for a few miles, but soon the relentless hills and the realization that I had 20 more miles started to really “get” me. I concentrated on following Mr. P, who ran about ten feet in front of me. His “pacer” style was perfect; he kept me moving without pushing me too hard. At the pre-race meeting, they mentioned the pros and cons of letting family members pace you (versus the race arranging you with volunteers/strangers) but in our case, it worked out really well. Mr. P and I have hiked and skiied countless hours together and he has always been very sensitive to my slower pace; running the last 22 miles of the VT 100K was no different.

Following Mr. P into the sunset

Around sunset is also when the horses began to pass us — a few at first, then as darkness fell, a lot. What a kick to see!

Horses

We reached Bill’s aid station (mile 51) soon after complete sunset. It was another medical check. This time, my weight was back exactly at 135.0, which seemed okay since I was weighed pre-pee break. I still felt pretty… cohesive. Mr. P ate A LOT of food, which I envied him for, although my nausea would dissipate after drinking some beef broth. We took off from Bill’s, following the glow sticks lighting the way on the roads and the trails. Thanks to Mr. P, I didn’t have to think about where to go — I just followed his feet.

From miles 52 to 55, I was re-energized. My stomach and legs felt good and I was really attacking the hills. I just wanted to be done. Then, Mr. P said “Only 10k to go!” For some reason, this just killed me. I was thinking how most people go out and run 10K and that’s more than enough for them. And here I am, doing this crazy 100K race that involves the time and energy of so many people, and I just wanted to stop running but I couldn’t. 10k to go.

More 100-milers passed us, including the second-female, who was wayyy too chipper. The hills just wouldn’t stop. Even when we reached the last mile, there was a steep hill. What sadists. It’s bad enough to do that to someone who just ran 61 miles, but think about the person on mile 99!

I crossed the finish line feeling brutalized and oh-so grateful to be able to stop running. There were a fair amount of people at the finish line, cheering loudly, and Mr. P tried to shake my hand but I planted a quick kiss on his lips. A woman gave me a medal and I staggered over to the tent near the finish line, looking for water. Instead it was the results. Look at that… I finished fourth girl. Yes, 15 hours, 12 minutes… I pushed myself so hard in the last 10 miles so I wouldn’t be passed, but it turned out the next women was nearly 2 hours behind me, and the third woman was about an hour ahead of me. So I finished solidly as fourth girl. Yet again! Fourth girl seems to be my destiny!

We finally found water and food (I choked down the nastiest grilled cheese ever and some fruit that had started to turn) and then drove back to the campground. Coin-operated shower at 1am… in bed at 1:30am. Ahhhh. Four hours of blissful sleep then my digestive system woke me up at 5:30am, begging for the bathroom. I hadn’t really slept long enough to really set off the DOMS, but oh, I could feel something in my legs. I let Mr. P sleep in until about 8:00am, when my hunger for calories could not longer be ignored. We packed up the tent and headed over to the general store for some eggs and toast, then went to my mother’s hotel to check on Little Boy. From there, we headed over to the finish line to pick up my trophy: 100K in under 20 hours, it says (I imagine that sorta peeves the winner, who finished under 10 hours).

Trophy

What an experience! Thanks to everyone for helping me attain this milestone of dubious sanity!

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Bad Guy Underwear

Little Boy now willingly dresses and undresses himself independently, with the exception of buttons, some zippers, and shoelaces. It is just another milestone that I thrill over (all those extra minutes gained on busy weekday mornings!) while feeling sorta sad (are those extra minutes of productivity more important than nurturing my darling son?)

Before his morning shower (which, heh, he is still dependent on me for), I lay out his clothes on his bed so I can shuttle him into his room after said shower and then shower myself. Precious minutes, gained!

This morning, he came back to me — totally nude, of course, because there is yet to be any shame — while I was in the shower:

“MAMA!” He was alarmed.

“Yes?”

“MAMA, there are A LOT OF BAD guys on my underwear!”

Yes, in honor of summer camp and the twice-a-day changing into swimming gear, we have new underwear — Star Wars lego-themed underwear. And indeed, this particular pair of underwear did have a lot of bad guys on it.

Little Boy was evidently going through one kind of moral conundrum, as to whether wearing underwear with bad guys on it was the right thing to do. The previous day, he wore Chewbacca underwear, so it is understandable why going so abruptly to the Dark Side would be difficult.

I looked at the underwear and there was only one bad guy on it — Darth Vader, pictured many times — but by then Little Boy was pulling them on, evidently now unconcerned.

I found this all very amusing. There will come a time when Little Boy is grown and off doing his own thing, and I will think back on moments like these, when his main preoccupation was about the sheer amount of bad guys adorning his underwear.

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